It's been awhile, sorry to be such a stranger.
First and foremost, I no longer have my wisdom teeth. They got taken out the day before Thanksgiving. It was a real special treat. Thanks to the common effects of heavy sedatives, I accused my doctor of- first- giving me acid, then later-after he reassured me that he didn't give me acid- of rufying me. For those of you who are blissfully unaware of what a rufy is, let me pop your bubble real quick. It's that little drug that creepy guys use on their dates so they can "have their way with you." Let's see, I'm pretty sure my doctor wouldn't participate in anything like that. My alter-ego has quite an imagination. But hey, makes for a good story. Oh, and I couldn't stop talking about "the turkey-basting midgets... on rollerblades." Gotta love them!
And this week, I'm moving out! About damn time too. I've been wanting to get out of my parents' houses for the past year at least. Unfortunately I've had to wait it out for one reason or another and it isn't until now that things have been able to work out.
